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Jokes To Tell Your Girlfriend On Her Period

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However I first need you to read the following. Best friends dont care if your house is clean. 21 Hilarious Period Jokes Period Puns About To Help You Go With The Flow 69 of people find something dirty in every sentence. . Life is like a penis. Whats the difference between your job and a dead prostitute. Well the first thing Ill say is. Sex is like a burrito dont unwrap or that babys in your lap. If your girlfriend is okay with going out then you can ask her out for a romantic dinner. What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree. Sometimes you need a little humor. What did the O say to the Q. Give Her Plenty Of Compliments. Are you wondering what you can say to calm her down. Theyre stuck up cunts. She will thank you for helping her go through her. In the middle of the night the guy on the right wakes up and says I had this wild vivid dream of getting a hand job The...